May 2012
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May 7th
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April 2012
3 posts
Just For Laughs!
Just For Laughs Characters Showcase.  BIG NEWS! After a successful round one audition at the NYC Just for Laughs Showcase, I’ve been invited to the final callbacks to be considered for the Characters Show at the 2012 JFL Festival in Montreal!  The Just For Laughs Group has four major focal points: festivals, television production, live show, and talent management. Its inaugural Montreal...
Apr 27th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
March 2012
4 posts
Mar 27th
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Episode 32 - Natasha Rothwell
pitcast: This week it’s two shows for the price of one! First is Natasha Rothwell, our most favorite, most punctual person. The second is The Improv for Teens Class show which is going on nice and loudly in the background of the interview. So tune in for the Seersucker star and stay for the sound of nervous teens playing ‘Bunny Bunny.’ Listen Here Download from iTunes Here
Mar 15th
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Fat, not phat.
Student: I heard that going on birth control makes you fat.
Me: You know what makes you really fat?
Student: What?
Me: A baby.
Mar 7th
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February 2012
10 posts
Feb 28th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
WatchWatch
“Practice thinking funny.”
Feb 21st
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Feb 8th
The Scene: Performing in The Scene on Thursday,... →
thescenenyc: Accompaniment by Kevin Carter FIRST ACT Brigid Boyle (The Baldwins) Allison Dembek (GCA, Act One) Bob Kulhan (Baby Wants Candy, Second City) John Murray (Stone Cold Fox, Death By Roo Roo) Abby Sher (Second City, i.O. Chicago) Keisha Zollar (Doppleganger, Nobody’s Token) ACT TWO Cathleen…
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
11 posts
Naked Radio - Ep. 205  →
While NAs’ co-pro of Zayd Dohrn’s play “Outside People” runs at the Vineyard, we take on one of the most important questions facing the world today: what’s the deal with Asia?
Jan 28th
Nerd Hot = White Hot
Tonight I will perform with The Story Pirates at the WNYC States of the Union Viewing Party.  There is the distinct possibility that I will meet Jad Abumrad of Radio Lab.  Which means there is also a very distinct possibility that I will try to kiss him on the mouth. Tuesday, January 24th WNYC State of the Union Viewing Party Time: 7:00PM - 10:00PM Street: 44 Charlton Street, New York, NY...
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The Scene: Performing in The Scene on Thursday,... →
thescenenyc: Accompaniment by Jonathan Vincent THE SCENE: Brigid Boyle (The Baldwins, Taco Supreme) Jenny Hagel (Big Gay Sketch Show, Second City) Julie Sharbutt (Gravid Water) Matt Tucker (Code Duello) Dan Hodapp (Someday The Cake, Beige) Micah Sherman (Second City, Baby Wants Candy) ACT TWO: …
Jan 18th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
9 posts
Dec 29th
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Love Actually
Mom: I couldn't stay up and watch that with ya'll.
Me: Why?
Mom: I don't like foreign films.
Me: Mom, it's not a foreign film.
Mom: Well it's almost a foreign film.
Dec 26th
Check Out / Pick Up
Me: How are you?
Old Navy Salesman: I spent $50 on alcohol last night.
Me: Is that right?
Old Navy Salesman: And I'm 20 years old.
Me: Good for you.
Old Navy Salesman: Do I look 20?
Me: Well... no.
Old Navy Salesman: Aw, that's right! I look OG. So, I look older than 20?
Me: Yes, I guess so.
Old Navy Salesman: Do you think I can bag older ladies?
Me: Excuse me?
Old Navy Salesman: (smiling) Do you think I can bag older ladies?
Me: No, sweetie. What's my total?
Dec 22nd
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This explains why I'm still single.  →
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November 2011
12 posts
Nov 27th
Euphemisms for "Black": #839 Efficient
The following scene took place at my local grocery store:
Suit: Do you work here?
Me: (looking down at my shopping basket then back up) Um, no?
Suit: Oh! I'm sorry. You just looked, so... so... efficient.
Me: Thanks.
Nov 21st
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (I’m ready to get strung out.)
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
Happy Effing Thanksgiving.
McSweeny’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.  By Colin Nissan - - - - I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with...
Nov 18th
Nov 17th
Story Pirates Casting - LA
STORY PIRATES - LOS ANGELES CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT Story Pirates, an education and media organization known for adapting stories written by kids into sketch comedy, is seeking new ensemble members for on-going shows with its LA branch. -Seeking- actors with improv/comedy experience. Flexible day and evening schedule required. Teaching experience/singing/spanish speaking a plus- all ethnicities...
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